from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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