He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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