i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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