I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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