and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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