Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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