Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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