Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
