party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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