I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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