The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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