Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Dear god my vagina.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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