I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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