Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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