i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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