So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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