awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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