im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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