you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
When did angry sex become our thing?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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