I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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