We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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