We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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