We're like a lot better than the average bears
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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