Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
