The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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