Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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