some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Be still, my beating vagina.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My feet surprised me
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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