If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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