So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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