I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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