Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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