I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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