OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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