Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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