NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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