I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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