Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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