did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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