Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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