Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
