HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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