I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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