i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
nutella sex= disaster
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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