That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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