How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
should my penis look like a turkey
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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