last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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