I hate all girls vehemently.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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