your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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