with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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