Buhtt sex?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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