He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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