: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
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A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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