i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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