Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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