Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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