She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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