Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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